Dream #1

Ok Ok like i said this is going to be a blog about random shit, most of which is going to be really really random. ok so i had a dream last night that i was at work. (I work in a produce department) I was stocking bananas when a very old lady approached me and called me fat. i looked at my stomach and scratched my head and said" what? i'm very skinny i don't know what you are talking about." she said "are you an american?" I replied "of course" She said " Americans are fat so you are fat" I said "That is probably the dumbest think i have ever heard, leave me alone i have to get back to work." She the pushed me. i was like what the hell and i kicked her on the side of her left leg. it must have been really hard because her legs flew across the store. The top half of her body remained on the ground, crawling at me like some wrinkly Nazi zombie on crack. crawling at me as fast as i could run, i turned and began to kick her because she was biting the back of my leg. then my buddy Aaron came up and picked up his cart and slammed it on her to get her off. i then began to laugh so hard that i woke up. laughing. one of the funnies dreams i have had in awhile.